{"id":20489,"date":"2022-05-21T23:49:33","date_gmt":"2022-05-22T05:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/?p=20489"},"modified":"2026-04-29T17:46:16","modified_gmt":"2026-04-29T23:46:16","slug":"pathetically-puny-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/2022\/05\/21\/pathetically-puny-penis\/","title":{"rendered":"Pathetically Puny Penis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buy it at:\u00a0 \u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.loyalfans.com\/mistressjessica\/video\/pathetically-puny-penis\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">My Loyalfans store<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0or\u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/studio\/67321\/26232901\/pathetically-puny-penis\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">My Clips4sale store<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-20490\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/1202-Pathetically-Puny-Penis.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"284\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My voice is dripping with distain as I discuss your&#8230;shortcomings. It&#8217;s safe to say that I speak for ALL Women with what I have to say to you&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-20499\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PPunyP-no1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"216\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buy it at:\u00a0 \u00a0 My Loyalfans store\u00a0 \u00a0or\u00a0 \u00a0My Clips4sale store\u00a0 \u00a0 My voice is dripping with distain as I discuss your&#8230;shortcomings. It&#8217;s safe to say that I speak for ALL Women with what I have to say to you&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1540],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-femdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20489"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21456,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20489\/revisions\/21456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}