{"id":26909,"date":"2025-11-05T19:01:22","date_gmt":"2025-11-06T01:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/?p=26909"},"modified":"2025-11-05T19:01:22","modified_gmt":"2025-11-06T01:01:22","slug":"im-a-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/2025\/11\/05\/im-a-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a Bitch."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am. It&#8217;s not an insult. It&#8217;s a fact. I&#8217;m letting you, right now: I AM A BITCH.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not always a bitch. That would be rather exhausting. I can be quite pleasant and charming even&#8230;.if I want to be.<\/p>\n<p>But, there are certain behaviors that I have <em>zero<\/em> tolerance for and that makes Me a bitch. And I&#8217;m OK with that. MORE than okay with that. And it&#8217;s no coincidence that the type of individuals that find Me a bitch, are almost always the types I <em>want<\/em> to repel.<\/p>\n<p>I am all about ME. And if you are here, well, you should be too. That&#8217;s the way things work around here. If you felt even the slightest resistance reading that, then that&#8217;s a sign you should not be here.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad I got this out of the way. I would never mislead you. Quite the opposite, I prefer to be direct.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-26910\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/155-RHG-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1132\" height=\"736\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/155-RHG-1.jpg 1132w, https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/155-RHG-1-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/155-RHG-1-1024x666.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/155-RHG-1-768x499.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/155-RHG-1-461x300.jpg 461w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1132px) 100vw, 1132px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Moving on!<\/p>\n<p>I am indeed *here*, but I won&#8217;t be cranking out blog posts. I will write when I feel compelled. I still have a lot of work to do on My blog. All of the navigation pages are out of date and need to be revamped and there are some &#8216;behind the scenes&#8217; things that I am cleaning up\/working on as well. That&#8217;s why I said in My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/2025\/11\/01\/hello\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">recent post<\/a> that I was thinking about waiting until things were &#8216;ready&#8217; first. But I don&#8217;t know when that will be and I&#8217;ve been kind of quiet for a while so I&#8217;d rather just let you know now.<\/p>\n<p>The holiday season is also coming up which always makes Me extra busy, but you know that THIS is where you&#8217;ll find Me.<\/p>\n<p>I already have the next few blog topics on My mind&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am. It&#8217;s not an insult. It&#8217;s a fact. I&#8217;m letting you, right now: I AM A BITCH. Now, I&#8217;m not always a bitch. That would be rather exhausting. I can be quite pleasant and charming even&#8230;.if I want to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/2025\/11\/05\/im-a-bitch\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26909"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26912,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26909\/revisions\/26912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressjessica.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}