I know you’ve been checking for new updates from Me and nothing. No new clips, no blog posts. But you’ve waited this long, you can wait just a *little* longer….?
Category Archives: Random stuff
Scene at 1:30 mark…
(In tears) “Please help, it’s my husband!” *the Paramedics take him away and her whole demeanor changes* I laughed SO hard I almost choked on an apple slice. ?
Also 1:13 mark…
“What if somebody calls the cops?”
“And says what? I spent $5,000 at a strip club. Send HELP!” ?
8 hours…
That’s how long the power was out. It went out around 8pm and didn’t come back on until 4am-ish. I barely slept. With no aircon, no ceiling fan, no white noise, no air movement….no SLEEP!
And yeah, I had to clean the fridge today. ? I Google’d it and if the power is out over 4 hours, it’s a good idea to chuck everything….EGGS, yogurts, Almond milk, cheese, meat….all of it…gone.
It was HOT today…My car said 96 and My phone said 91. Yuk! But I had a few errands to run. One of them Ulta to get more makeup primer which was 30% off today because…..apparently it was Amazon Prime day today and Ulta was making in PrimER day and offering 30% off all makeup primers. HAHAHA Cute!
I was wearing a long purple summer dress which I hiked up in the car and the aircon blowing on My legs felt wonderful. ?

I’m thinking of getting 3…maybe even 4 inches cut off My hair next week. It will grow back, but I don’t know if My hairstylist will let Me do it! ? (I think she might think I’ll regret it later so she’ll save Me from that….)
thomas from Germany decorated My Inbox with a tribute today. Nice thomas. ?
I feel like the month of July IS Summer and I am enjoying it. However….these 90 degree days are making SNOW look GOOD!! LOL
Hands up if you remember this….
“Don’t pick up the phone, I’m online!” *loses internet connection* ? ?
I remember back when I had My paysite and I’d be uploading large video files and sometimes the connection would drop. And it took like an HOUR to upload a file and sometimes it would happen more than once. Ugh, the agony. lol We are SO spoiled these days.
Nice, but…….
…I’d prefer to be HIGHER. SPEND: https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/67321/mistress-jessica

That noise!!
Okay, yeah, I know this clip is old and I originally saw it on Dlisted years ago. Well I was reading a post on there today where “grapefruiting” was mentioned. The clip was gone from the original post so I headed over to YouTube to find it. And I forgot all about “the noise”….. (just watch…you know what I’m talking about):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1ZlXjKBQk
??? ???? ????? ???????
I should wear My hair like this more often….

Quick one.
Just wanted to say…..those of you who sent tributes to pay for My shopping made Me SO happy. Good job boys! ?
AND I have a massage booked for next week!! Life is good! ?
Peek-a-boo at #49
Spend MORE to move Me UP the list…

A week ago or so…
…I was done doing My workout and taking the dvd out of the player and this was playing and I heard the word(s) “She-Shed”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffs4gSJjjV4
She-Shed?? SHE-SHED??!!! ? ? Things I didn’t know existed….
(And now I totally want a She-Shed…..lol)