A page from an old Boy Scout manual that I found online:

If you purchased My your masturbation habit clip, you’ll know where I’m coming from with this.

“There are boys who do not let nature have it’s own way with them but cause emissions themselves”

Um yeah, like the GROWN ‘boys’ who buy My clips! ? ?

“This may do no physical harm, but cause them to worry.”  ?   (boys, were you ‘worried’ when you first started stroking?)

Because if you were….

“Any real boy (oh goodness, the “real” stuff again) knows that anything that causes him to worry should be avoided or overcome.”

Hmm…..so forget about dating then!   Because if a little masturbation worries you, Women will do you in!  ?