New: you would do it
Do you really need this? Me, encouraging you to masturbate? Something we both know you do all the time anyway. No, you don’t, but you really enjoy it. And I know what else you’d really enjoy. But would you be willing to do anything for it? Listen to Me describe what it is. And you know what….I know you would do it!
(This is My 814th clip, not My 815th. I labeled the file 815 instead of 814).