Pussy or Palm?

Buy it at:   My Loyalfans store   or   My Clips4sale store

I know you jerk off a lot, but why is that? Is it choice or circumstances? Do you even remember the last time you’ve had sex? Have you ever experienced _____ or what about ____? I don’t understand why any man would choose the palm of his hand over a ___, ____, ___ pussy.

(I could have easily gone in quite a humiliating direction with this clip, but went for a more sensual approach.)

Hill’s Angels…

From the 1:05 mark onward….I want ALL the lingerie.

When I was a kid/teen, the Benny Hill show was on tv later at night and I remember thinking the Hill’s Angels were so pretty. It definitely left an impression on Me.

And I know in 2019 this is in bad taste, but stuff like this:

still makes Me giggle. ?

August 2002….

Wow…hard to believe this was 17 years ago (and taken with My first digital camera).

I believe that was My very first costume from Trashy Lingerie. I actually bought it used on ebay for like $250, but it was in excellent condition. I wore it in My Sexy Black Thigh Boots video:

Awww…. Tiger. ?  Him and his sister were the first 2 cats I ever adopted as an adult. I had only intended to get ONE cat, but the folks at the Humane Society really didn’t want to split them up (they were 5 years old) so….I ended up getting two.

Very soon….

I know you’ve been checking for new updates from Me and nothing. No new clips, no blog posts. But you’ve waited this long, you can wait just a *little* longer….?

Scene at 1:30 mark…

(In tears) “Please help, it’s my husband!”  *the Paramedics take him away and her whole demeanor changes* I laughed SO hard I almost choked on an apple slice. ?

Also 1:13 mark…

“What if somebody calls the cops?”

“And says what? I spent $5,000 at a strip club. Send HELP!”  ?

8 hours…

That’s how long the power was out. It went out around 8pm and didn’t come back on until 4am-ish. I barely slept. With no aircon, no ceiling fan, no white noise, no air movement….no SLEEP!

And yeah, I had to clean the fridge today. ? I Google’d it and if the power is out over 4 hours, it’s a good idea to chuck everything….EGGS, yogurts, Almond milk, cheese, meat….all of it…gone.

It was HOT today…My car said 96 and My phone said 91. Yuk!  But I had a few errands to run. One of them Ulta to get more makeup primer which was 30% off today  because…..apparently it was Amazon Prime day today and Ulta was making in PrimER day and offering 30% off all makeup primers. HAHAHA  Cute!

I was wearing a long purple summer dress which I hiked up in the car and the aircon blowing on My legs felt wonderful. ?

I’m thinking of getting 3…maybe even 4 inches cut off My hair next week. It will grow back, but I don’t know if My hairstylist will let Me do it! ?  (I think she might think I’ll regret it later so she’ll save Me from that….)

thomas from Germany decorated My Inbox with a tribute today. Nice thomas. ?

I feel like the month of July IS Summer and I am enjoying it. However….these 90 degree days are making SNOW look GOOD!!  LOL