Possibly inappropriate but….
(Came up in the Google Image search for ‘more fucking snow’):
Snow Black…. 🤣
Yeah, so it’s snowing AGAIN. Turns out February 2019 was the 4th snowiest month in Minnesota history and the snowiest February, ever. Great! 🙄
New: March 2019 Cock Control
What did you do last month without MY control of your cock? Well lucky for you, I decided to give you some instructions this month…..
Under the satin, and not shown in the clip…
Random, but….thank fuck for THIS:
Something was drying out My hair over the past few months and I had tried everything…new hair dryer, a bunch of different hair care products, changing My diet, I even had blood-work done to make sure it wasn’t some kind of health issue. Turns out it was My WATER. After months of both Me and My hairstylist being baffled by this, I am SO happy to finally have found the cause. And My mane is back to being glorious! 😊
These boys…..john, the professor, philip, satinmikey, thomas and richard (in Canada)…..made Me a VERY happy Mistress on My birthday!! Good job boys!! 😊
*Ahem*….satinmikey WHY have you not purchased My 2019 Birthday Clip??!! 😡….YET?? And I say YET, because I know you are going to read this and rectify that. Right? riiiggghhhttt? (Yes, the tribute was lovely, but I’m not letting you off the hook. I actually mentioned you in the clip, which is why I’m on your ass about this!! 👿🤣)
UPDATE: satinmikey made things right and bought the clip and even emailed to apologize! Okay, I’ll forgive you. This time…! 😜
PS–philip also took care of the Caribou giftcard!
PPS—thomas I read the note on your giftcard and I guess I need to check something very soon! I’ll let you know!
NEW! My 2019 Birthday Clip
I am wearing such an amazingly glamorous dress (a gift, of course) in this clip to celebrate MY birthday–February 24th!! This is the type of gown a Hollywood starlet might have worn back in the 1950’s and it’s so perfect for Me. Buy and honor Me, your Glamorous Goddess, on My most important day of the year!
I can’t wait for you to see it!! 😍
Oh and I got it wrong…it was Who FRAMED Roger Rabbit (not killed).
Jessica Rabbit who? 😜
A $100 ebay giftcard. I found a couple of gorgeous vintage nightgowns I want.
The professor got this for Me! 😊
…..a SHITLOAD of snow outside (and yes, it’s still snowing….) and…
I moved up to #19. Nice, but….#11 is still My goal to top.
New: Panty Teaser
This panty clip is short but I know you will love *every* second of it and watch it over and over.
(Another vintage lingerie advertisement…)
How I wore it….
(Lingerie Heartbreaker…you do have it in your collection, don’t you?)
*sigh* Vintage lingerie is the BEST! 😍