In like a lion…


hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Possibly inappropriate but….

😳 🤣

(Came up in the Google Image search for ‘more fucking snow’):

Snow Black…. 🤣

Yeah, so it’s snowing AGAIN. Turns out February 2019 was the 4th snowiest month in Minnesota history and the snowiest February, ever. Great! 🙄

New clips coming in March…

Under the satin, and not shown in the clip…

Random, but….thank fuck for THIS:

Something was drying out My hair over the past few months and I had tried everything…new hair dryer, a bunch of different hair care products, changing My diet, I even had blood-work done to make sure it wasn’t some kind of health issue. Turns out it was My WATER. After months of both Me and My hairstylist being baffled by this, I am SO happy to finally have found the cause. And My mane is back to being glorious! 😊

Birthday tribute mentions…

These boys…..john, the professor, philip, satinmikey, thomas and richard (in Canada)…..made Me a VERY happy Mistress on My birthday!! Good job boys!! 😊

*Ahem*….satinmikey WHY have you not purchased My 2019 Birthday Clip??!! 😡….YET??  And I say YET, because I know you are going to read this and rectify that. Right?  riiiggghhhttt?  (Yes, the tribute was lovely, but I’m not letting you off the hook. I actually mentioned you in the clip, which is why I’m on your ass about this!! 👿🤣)

UPDATE:  satinmikey made things right and bought the clip and even emailed to apologize! Okay, I’ll forgive you. This time…! 😜

PS–philip also took care of the Caribou giftcard!

PPS—thomas I read the note on your giftcard and I guess I need to check something very soon!  I’ll let you know!

2019 Birthday Clip

NEW!   My 2019 Birthday Clip

I am wearing such an amazingly glamorous dress (a gift, of course) in this clip to celebrate MY birthday–February 24th!! This is the type of gown a Hollywood starlet might have worn back in the 1950’s and it’s so perfect for Me. Buy and honor Me, your Glamorous Goddess, on My most important day of the year!